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Bull in a China Shop
Feb. 27th, 2008
Oct. 30th, 2007
10:02 am - DO NOT WANT
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May. 26th, 2007
01:16 pm - On legends
I'm not a Yankee fan, and I've never taken special notice of Eric Neel's writing before, but this was good:
MARIANO RIVERA, RP, NEW YORK YANKEES
Here's what we'll tell our kids: He looked like an alien, and threw like a god. He had one pitch -- and with that one pitch, like David with one rock in a slingshot, he could fell any foe. With that one pitch he could escape any danger. With that one pitch he could intimidate any lineup. With that one pitch he won world titles. With that one pitch he pitched his way to the Hall of Fame. With that one pitch he performed surgery. With that one pitch he wrote poems. With that one pitch he sang songs. With that one pitch he saved souls and converted non-believers, and brought peace to the boroughs and joy to the masses. And we will not be exaggerating.